funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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