Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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