i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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