how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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