I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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