Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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