No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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