Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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