she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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