sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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