): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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