Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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