And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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