Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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