you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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