He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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