I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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