I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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