When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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