There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Randomize
