Your mouth is God's brothel.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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