I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize