the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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