We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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