Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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