why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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