physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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