Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm bleeding and have questions
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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