Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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