I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
i now understand why vodka
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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