btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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