I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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