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If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
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