I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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