That's intense
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
