I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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