just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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