She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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