If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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