Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Plan B is the new Plan A
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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