That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
