So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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