Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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