He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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