Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
this will be a night to untag.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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