Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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