is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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