I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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