I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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