having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
