giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
We need to get me chipped asap
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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