If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You ruined the universe
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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