im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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