i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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