Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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