I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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