he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
last night I used snow as a chaser
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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