help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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