phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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